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Old 08-13-2007, 04:49 PM   #1
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Porcupine and the BMW

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?The porcupine has the pricks on the outside lol.Sorry if this is a repost I love that joke.
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Old 08-13-2007, 04:53 PM   #2
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*sigh*.... I must have been hit with this joke 11,000 times.
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Old 08-13-2007, 07:14 PM   #3
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Not a repost, but I've heard that before,
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Old 08-17-2007, 11:17 PM   #4
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I heard this when I was 5

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Old 08-18-2007, 12:13 AM   #5
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lol
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Old 08-18-2007, 02:16 AM   #6
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Why does habbie have 2 crew chiefs?
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Old 08-19-2007, 01:07 AM   #7
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hes has more then that haha
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Old 08-19-2007, 04:38 AM   #8
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thought so, too...
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