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Old 07-26-2007, 06:20 PM   #1
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If you're gonna drink and drive...

Make sure you scratch any itches you may have prior to being put in handcuffs.
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Old 07-26-2007, 09:06 PM   #2
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hahahahaha, havent laughed that well in a while
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Old 07-26-2007, 09:10 PM   #3
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hahah. good stuff.
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Old 07-26-2007, 09:27 PM   #4
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Old 07-26-2007, 10:28 PM   #5
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Old 07-26-2007, 11:16 PM   #6
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Old 07-26-2007, 11:23 PM   #7
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"Your not gonna scratch my nuts?!?!"

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