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Old 05-24-2005, 02:54 PM   #16
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does anyone have there crome valve covers taken? ive always thought about that cause it would be so easy for someone to take mine.
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Old 05-26-2005, 10:57 PM   #17
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that totally looks stupid. but there is kinda a pracitcal side to it, if u get pulled over and a cop isnt car smart and writes the description of ur car as a BMW when its actualy a Honda the ticket is void autotmaticly
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Old 05-27-2005, 12:43 AM   #18
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that totally looks stupid. but there is kinda a pracitcal side to it, if u get pulled over and a cop isnt car smart and writes the description of ur car as a BMW when its actualy a Honda the ticket is void autotmaticly
Ha, good point. However I believe he copies that directly off your registeration/insurance cards. However you might have a little argument with the cop claiming that the insurance card you hand him isn't for your car. "Sir, this card if for a Honda and you're driving a BMW".
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Old 05-27-2005, 12:12 PM   #19
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i would slap the cop if i saw him say that POS is a bmw, no offence honda owners, just POS compared to bimmers
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Old 05-27-2005, 02:05 PM   #20
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the tag says it all
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Old 05-27-2005, 07:36 PM   #21
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Haha! We should e-mail BMW about this! I'd love to see the reaction!
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Old 05-28-2005, 01:27 AM   #22
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the tag says it all
Haha, they probably sold that fake car to an unsuspecting 95 year old who actually thought it was a bimmer.
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Old 05-29-2005, 12:53 PM   #23
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Old 06-06-2005, 10:50 PM   #24
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i didn't know you could get a handicapped permit for a mental disease...
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Old 06-07-2005, 01:09 AM   #25
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what i find funny is that he out the roundel on the back where the key goes to open up the trunk....and you need to get into the trunk to take the rouindel off...so if he ever locks his keys int eh trunk he's fucked!
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Old 06-07-2005, 02:18 AM   #26
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well i wouldnt worry , i bet he's figured a good way around that. seems like a smart guy
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Old 06-07-2005, 08:08 AM   #27
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HAHAHAHA. The handicap thing was the first thing I noticed. Fucking asshole. I'm embarassed for that guy.
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Old 06-07-2005, 08:25 AM   #28
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I put a roundel at my bicycle.....Is that a crime??
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Old 02-05-2006, 05:46 AM   #29
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What a loser - just look at the guy...

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Old 02-05-2006, 11:17 AM   #30
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I actually was behind an e46 today with an M3 badge, but non-M mirrors, rear bumper, fenders, and wheels. The lady driving it looked to be in her mid-fourties and generally not a nice person. Bah, her husband probably gave it to her and said "here you go hunny, I bought you an M3."
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