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Old 07-03-2007, 10:10 PM   #1
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>FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP FOR ME ......
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>For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their foreheads. We
>have always naively thought that it had something to do with their
>religion.
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>The Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C has recently revealed the true
>story.
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>When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.
>On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the spot to see
>whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop
>or a motel in the United States.
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>If not, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving
>technical advice.
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Old 07-03-2007, 10:30 PM   #2
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Old 07-04-2007, 12:07 AM   #3
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lol funny shit. hahaha technical advice
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Old 07-04-2007, 12:19 AM   #4
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Old 07-04-2007, 11:17 AM   #5
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now that was a great one, but it leaves me with nothing to wonder... because now I can say I know everything!

Almost...
a bit...
not really...
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