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Old 07-03-2007, 10:05 PM   #1
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Independence Day

An oldie revived for the 4th - have a safe holiday all


The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These CAROLINA boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

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Old 07-03-2007, 10:28 PM   #2
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Could be closer to Thursday

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Old 07-04-2007, 09:32 AM   #3
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hehe. Happy 4th! Be safe everybody!

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Old 07-04-2007, 09:36 AM   #4
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I hate it that I can't enjoy 4th of July but anyways I hope all you guys over there have a great time! Take care!
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Old 07-04-2007, 01:06 PM   #6
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I hate it that I can't enjoy 4th of July but anyways I hope all you guys over there have a great time! Take care!
Sure you can - it's an excuse to be thankful for all the freedoms we all share not just Americans. I'm sure you have your holidays also (personally my favorite Octoberfest ) we just look for excuses to party -just wait until Jan 1st 2009 - the new years that Bush will be replaced - I'm going to drink my face/lips off that week

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Old 07-04-2007, 01:53 PM   #7
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