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Old 06-22-2007, 06:12 AM   #1
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Investments

Tips for investing those big bucks this year

Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes:
Investment tips for 2007 For all of you with any money left, be aware of
the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and
make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2007.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.
Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:

Knott NOW!

And finally ..

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang
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Old 06-22-2007, 07:46 AM   #2
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Old 06-22-2007, 08:29 AM   #3
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Good one Where did you take that picture at(the 220kph one)? 'Been meaning to ask you but always slipped my mind.
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Old 06-22-2007, 09:23 AM   #4
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Old 06-22-2007, 09:43 AM   #5
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Originally Posted by witeshark
#5
Don't get me started on shipping co.s

UPS = Usually a Piece of S^&t
RPS = Really a Piece of S^&t

and of course:
When you mark something "fragile" it means UPS will only back over it ONCE
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