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Old 06-07-2007, 11:31 AM   #1
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Spanked a Jag

This is from a few days ago...

I was on my way home after having picked up some food and am in the left turning lane patiently waiting for my light to turn green.
I notice some jaguar pull up behind me (I could tell it was a jag bcs of the lights).

As the light turns green, I make my turn and the jag starts to have an attitude issue and is trying to pass me (in the middle of a turn).

So I step on it a little and give my self some room to breath. And the jag comes back, so I drop it from 4th to 3rd get up to ~ 65ish and lose him, then I flash my brakes declaring I owned him and slow back down.

Next thing I know, this guy tries to do a racer fly by....

As soon as he gets to be near my rear bumper on my right I step on it a little just to play with him and let him get right next to me, then I pull on him a little and let go, I do that a few times just to show him that he can't do much.

But the guy still doesn't get it, SO at that point am Like screw it, I drop it in 3rd again, and get on it and leave him in the dust. Once I hit 80 I get back down to regular speeds and never saw him again

Am not sure what kind of jag it was, but I would guess a newer X-type
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Old 06-07-2007, 11:37 AM   #2
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Too many people have a similar attitude to that driver's. Kudos on the ownage
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Old 06-07-2007, 12:18 PM   #3
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thats not too bad, it gets annoying when you have a chevy blazer/jeep cherokee trying to race you, seriously its retarded, and they dont take "ok uve got me" for an answer...

i was driving o the highway and this ricer in an acura(old and slow) came up to me, im in the right hes in the left, and he just stood there looking at me, i looked at him and looked away, seriously just not worth it
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Old 06-07-2007, 12:20 PM   #4
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crap. it wasnt until i read this thread that i realized i did a racer fly by this morning. a porsche got me. . .

nice work.
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Old 06-08-2007, 04:17 AM   #5
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Am not sure what kind of jag it was, but I would guess a newer X-type
Good ownage. Maybe it was one of those new A-type ones, the Jag-ass......

He's probably in his house now in a corner
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Old 06-08-2007, 03:25 PM   #6
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LOL!

Nice one. That was nice of you to give him some room... but when he tries to pass you....hell no. Probably an X-type.

An XKR would have probably given you a run for your money.

Nice job.
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Old 06-08-2007, 04:26 PM   #7
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crap. it wasnt until i read this thread that i realized i did a racer fly by this morning. a porsche got me. . .

nice work.
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Old 06-08-2007, 05:19 PM   #8
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We have a lot of those jags over our side of the pond usually driven by old men and pox doctors clerks, generally speaking they are, imo, driven by people who want them purely as status symbols and have no idea how to drive them properly and just to add to that invariably they have never lifted the hood due to the fact that if you are sad enough to own a jag you probably don't know where the hood pull is and you pay some guy to get his hands dirty servicing your "big cat", therefore, jag owners,> losers, or any other appropriate name that springs to mind.
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Old 06-09-2007, 04:04 AM   #9
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I hate Jags. Am I weird for that? Like I just Unnaturally hate them
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Old 06-09-2007, 07:07 AM   #10
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thats perfectly natural, they are UGLY cars, now bimmers different story.
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Old 06-09-2007, 10:17 AM   #11
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I hate Jags. Am I weird for that? Like I just Unnaturally hate them
I agree, the best looking one they have is this thing...




I dunno about you, but I think any bimmer looks much better
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Old 06-09-2007, 10:24 AM   #12
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Old 06-09-2007, 10:35 AM   #13
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You know whats better than that though? Aston Martin. It looks like the bastard child of a the old XK and a DB9.
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Old 06-09-2007, 10:38 AM   #14
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I agree the aston is tops but i saw an xk on the freeway the otherday and thought it looked way way way better then the pictures I had seen.
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Agreed. That's a hot ride like an air balloon.
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