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Old 05-20-2007, 09:05 AM   #1
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another blonde joke

A blonde goes into the local auto parts store and asks for a
seven ten cap. All the guys look at each other and say, "What's a
seven ten cap?" She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine
got lost somehow and I need a new one." "What kind of a car is
it on?" they ask, thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no,
she says it's a Buick. "Okay lady, how big is it?" She makes a
circle with her hands about 3-1/2 inches in diameter. "What does
it do?" they ask. She says, "I don't know, but it has always been
there." One of the guys gives her a notepad and asks her if she
could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3-1/2 inches
in diameter and in the center she writes 710. The guys behind the
counter look at it upside down as she writes it... and they just fall
down behind the counter laughing hysterically.

(Draw a circle, write 710 in the middle of it, and turn it around.)
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Old 05-20-2007, 09:48 AM   #2
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Old 05-20-2007, 11:17 AM   #3
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that'll teach me to search first
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Old 05-20-2007, 12:07 PM   #4
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nothing personal, Rooz posted it 6 mos prior to me... lol
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