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Old 05-15-2007, 05:05 PM   #1
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Hillbilly Vasectomy

The Hillbilly Vasectomy*
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> >> After Their 11th Child, An Alabama Couple Decided*
> >> That Was Enough As They Could Not Afford A Larger Bed.*
> >> So The Husband Went To His Veterinarian And Told Him*
> >> That He And His Cousin Didn't Want To Have Anymore Children.*
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> >> The Doctor Told Him That There Was A Procedure*
> >> Called A Vasectomy That Could Fix The Problem But That It Was >expensive.*
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> > A Less Costly Alternative," Said The Doctor, "is To Go Home, Get A >cherry*
> >> Bomb."(fireworks Are Legal In Alabama) "light It,*
> >> Put It In Beer Can, Then Hold The Can Up To Your Ear And Count To 10."*
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> >> The Alabamian Said To The Doctor, "i May Not Be The Smartest Tool In >the*
> >> Shed, But I Don't See How Putting A Cherry Bomb In A Beer Can Next To >my*
> >> Ear Is Goin! G To He Lp Me." "trust Me," Said The Doctor.*
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> >> So The Man Went Home, Lit A Cherry Bomb And Put It In A Beer Can.*
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> >> He Held The Can Up To His Ear And Began To Count !*
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> >> "1"*
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> >> "2"*
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> >> "3"*
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> >> "4"*
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> >> "5"*
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> >> At Which Point He Paused, Placed The Beer Can*
> >> Between His Legs And Resumed Counting On His Other Hand.*
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Old 05-15-2007, 05:18 PM   #2
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Haha!
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Old 05-15-2007, 05:47 PM   #3
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lmao
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Old 05-15-2007, 05:49 PM   #4
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hehehehehe.
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Old 05-15-2007, 06:32 PM   #5
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hahaahahahahahhahahaa. Thats great, and I somehow didn't see it coming.
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Old 05-15-2007, 07:05 PM   #6
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Old 05-17-2007, 12:36 PM   #7
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didn't see it coming
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Old 05-17-2007, 01:56 PM   #8
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Old 05-17-2007, 04:53 PM   #9
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Saweet!! Nice C1
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Old 05-17-2007, 08:31 PM   #10
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haha, i've heard that before. hilarious.
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