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Unread 05-11-2007, 05:50 PM   #1

Name: stevo
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Would You Remarry?

Would You Remarry?
Think Long and Hard!

A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife

looks over at him and asks a bold question.

Wife: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
Husband: "Definitely not!"
Wife: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
Husband: "Of course I do."
Wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
Husband: "Okay, I'd get married again."
Wife: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).
Husband: (makes audible groan).
Wife: "Would you live in our house?"
Husband: "Sure, it's a great house."
Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
Husband: "Where else would we sleep?"
Wife: "Would you let her drive my car?"
Husband: "Probably, it is almost new."
Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
Husband: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband: "No, she's left-handed."

Wife: -- silence --

Husband: "Shit."
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Unread 05-11-2007, 05:53 PM   #2
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Location: Miami FL
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Unread 05-13-2007, 09:12 AM   #3
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Name: celsdogg
Title: never gonna happen
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Location: MD
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Your Ride: BMW E30, Subaru BE, Cannondale M400
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crazy woman and their tricks.
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