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Old 04-30-2007, 09:23 PM   #1
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Old 04-30-2007, 10:25 PM   #2
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Old 04-30-2007, 10:42 PM   #3
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Old 04-30-2007, 10:48 PM   #4
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Old 04-30-2007, 11:27 PM   #5
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Old 05-01-2007, 07:55 AM   #6
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that was funny.
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Old 05-01-2007, 08:59 AM   #7
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Old 05-02-2007, 04:58 PM   #8
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Old 05-02-2007, 05:07 PM   #9
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
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Old 05-02-2007, 06:55 PM   #10
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What drink with tomatoes do you consider very good with alcohol? I doubt it.
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Old 05-02-2007, 07:38 PM   #11
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hahahahaha, that was great! My wife liked it too!!
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Old 05-05-2007, 02:02 AM   #12
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What drink with tomatoes do you consider very good with alcohol? I doubt it.
BLOODY MARYS!!

plus i think the name of the place is Joey Tommatos

( besides il drink almost anything with alcohol in it)
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can.
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Old 05-06-2007, 12:24 AM   #13
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BLOODY MARYS!!

plus i think the name of the place is Joey Tommatos

( besides il drink almost anything with alcohol in it)
Good call.
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Old 05-06-2007, 12:39 AM   #14
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good stuff.
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