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Old 04-04-2007, 11:04 AM   #1
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Ever wonder what people are saying on other forums?

here are some excerpts:

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my
medical board?
Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang (Chevelle )forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
VW Bus forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?
Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH
Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)
Chevy Tahoe forum
- Are gas prices going down any time soon?
Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?
Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help.
I'm from 1985.
Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.
Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
Jaguar
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
Mini
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the
movie company. (pics)
Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get
pee stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?
Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.
Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
SRT Forums..
"Will this void my warranty"
RX7 Forums
- 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.
DSM Forums
-Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me
Supra Forums
-Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel
Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start




The irony of this post? I pulled this from another forum! LOLOL.
:-D
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:17 AM   #2
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Oh man that's good. lmfao!
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:18 AM   #3
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Hahaha some punk kid in a civic/mustang tried to race me...
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:45 AM   #4
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ahhahaha thats funny as hell most of it is probably true 2
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:54 AM   #5
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i smell REPOST..(im too lazy to get the link)

still though, its always nice to see it again
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Old 04-04-2007, 01:18 PM   #6
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Funny
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Old 04-04-2007, 01:22 PM   #7
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Old 04-04-2007, 02:49 PM   #8
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-Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me
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Old 04-04-2007, 04:00 PM   #9
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^^^ That one should be under GM forums.
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Old 04-04-2007, 08:46 PM   #10
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Old 04-05-2007, 02:18 AM   #11
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lol Who smokes in a Bentley?
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Old 04-05-2007, 03:33 AM   #12
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That's smooth, I like that
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Old 04-05-2007, 01:05 PM   #13
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Old 04-14-2007, 02:07 AM   #14
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so true...
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Old 04-14-2007, 07:26 AM   #15
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-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Ha ha, my fav.
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