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Old 03-25-2007, 11:24 AM   #1
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Talking People say BMW parts are expensive....

But at least we don't drive a Civic!

http://www.amazon.com/JIC-EK2D1-TI-S...osim/rictex-20


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Old 03-25-2007, 11:58 AM   #2
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haha. wtf
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Old 03-25-2007, 12:42 PM   #3
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Maybe they got the price mixed up with the hp gain??

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Old 03-25-2007, 01:17 PM   #4
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I was very impressed that after installing this system, my Honda became capable of warp speed. I'm writing this review from the planet Casperia Prime, where I'm enjoying a nice holiday. I held my breath for the warp jump because my Honda does not have spacefaring life support.

Well worth the asking price of $891,480.00 :-)
Hahaha, I don't know how they made that mistake. What were they trying to charge for it?
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Old 03-25-2007, 01:24 PM   #5
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That review... haha!!
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Old 03-25-2007, 02:43 PM   #6
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Quote: After I installed this exhaust, my Civic really looked tight. I gained a buttload of horsepower and torque, and all the girls think I'm pretty fly. I'm ready for the track now!

And do what?!?!?! Look at the buttload of crap that just got offloaded from the rear end your wallet was attached to? Or maybe the added insult because since it's soooooooo fly, you have no money to treat the girls since you spent it all on the exhaust and it doesn't even make coffee or Julian Fries???
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Old 03-25-2007, 09:43 PM   #7
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are those reviews jokes? they've gotta be...
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Old 03-25-2007, 09:48 PM   #8
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are those reviews jokes? they've gotta be...
yes... yes they are...
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Old 03-26-2007, 02:28 PM   #9
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lol..
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Old 03-26-2007, 06:13 PM   #10
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"I wanted to save some gas mileage so I purchased this. Now I get an extra 2 miles a gallon. 148,580 miles later and it will have been well worth the money. And if gas goes to $5/gallon... then that's even better."

sounds like a worthy investment to me.
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Old 03-26-2007, 06:17 PM   #11
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After I installed this exhaust system on my '96 Civ, G-d came down and wanted to borrow it to impress... well, I'm not sure who He wanted to impress, but He kept peering under the car and murmuring, "Sweeeeeeeeeet." He only wanted to take it "for a little while", but after I said something to Him about how we were on different time scales, Him being immortal and all, He did this funny little finger-wiggling thing and said that I wouldn't age until He brought it back.

So, I'm torn, really. Should I ask the Lord of Hosts for my car back? I mean, one makes do with the Bentley, but still.

ahaha
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Old 03-26-2007, 06:19 PM   #12
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I think it needs something like "I bought this because I have too much money and wanted a cannon to shoot my money out of my fart can."
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