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Old 03-05-2007, 01:17 PM   #1
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Does Your Cat Stutter?

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say, 'Fuck,' the rottweiler ate him!"
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Old 03-05-2007, 02:00 PM   #2
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Old 03-05-2007, 03:14 PM   #3
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Hahahaha, I though you catalytic converter was stuttering I was think "whaaa?"
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:10 PM   #4
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Old 03-05-2007, 11:29 PM   #5
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:52 AM   #6
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haha. saw the thread title for two days, was thinking "car?" wtf


but now i get it...cat!..

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Old 03-06-2007, 04:42 AM   #7
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Im laughing out loud right now, nice one.
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Old 03-06-2007, 06:20 AM   #8
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what's surprising? It's in the "Comedy Collection"
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Old 03-06-2007, 06:31 AM   #9
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