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Old 02-13-2007, 09:17 PM   #1
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Just a reminder for those of you who eat shrimp...

They do have feces (as in poop) in them. This was confirmed to me (thankfully) just before I ate one.

Amazing what some fucking people will eat.
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Old 02-13-2007, 09:57 PM   #2
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umm, they have feces in them when you buy them, however thats what cleaning them is for, do you really think everyone eats feces? cmon dont be retarded
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Old 02-13-2007, 10:40 PM   #3
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if you get a handful of shrimp, there will be a few in there with crap in em. you can see it. and its sold and eaten like that.
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Old 02-13-2007, 10:46 PM   #4
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if you get a handful of shrimp, there will be a few in there with crap in em. you can see it. and its sold and eaten like that.
sold, but not eaten, the reason i say this is b/c ive cleaned otu shrimp before, its very visible and you can clean it all out, atleast whenever i eat shrimp its cleaned out
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Old 02-13-2007, 10:48 PM   #5
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ive clean shrimp too buddy, and if you wanna take your time to clean it all up thats ure call too. when you get shrimp in restaurants, its sometimes got it in there too. wutcha gonna do.
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Old 02-13-2007, 11:26 PM   #7
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I'll eat any kind of crap much less shrimp crap.
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Old 02-14-2007, 02:33 AM   #8
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Need i remind you all that shrimp are bottomfeeders like catfish, and as such, eat the shit that none of the other fish will take on its way to the bottom. 75% of the worlds shrimp are caught within ten nautical miles of Illegal dumping zones on the ocean floor.


Just to name a few. Its amazing what you learn working at a seafood restaurant
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Old 02-14-2007, 03:12 AM   #9
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Need i remind you all that shrimp are bottomfeeders like catfish, and as such, eat the shit that none of the other fish will take on its way to the bottom. 75% of the worlds shrimp are caught within ten nautical miles of Illegal dumping zones on the ocean floor.


Just to name a few. Its amazing what you learn working at a seafood restaurant
That is disgusting I am NEVER eating shrimp again..
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Old 02-14-2007, 03:35 AM   #10
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Dude, these were cooked popcorn shrimp aka ready to be eaten. My girlfriend started to pick one apart when she noticed the shit tube inside.

Seafood is to fucking soggy to be eaten anyway.
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Old 02-14-2007, 04:28 AM   #11
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heh..I will eat fish but I have never really been much of a seafood person anyways..so it's not too big of a deal.
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Dude, these were cooked popcorn shrimp aka ready to be eaten. My girlfriend started to pick one apart when she noticed the shit tube inside.

Seafood is to fucking soggy to be eaten anyway.
well then you went to a CRAPPY resteraunt, the first thign you do is remove the tube then after it is removed very carefully clean out any excess that may have dropped from the tube, if the tube was still there you should have made them give you your money back, that is definately not how all resteraunts are

now when it is caught within 10 miles of illegal dumping zones, meaning that it is illegal to dump there and no on dumps there?
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Old 02-14-2007, 04:07 PM   #13
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Properly cleaned shrimp contain no poop. Then again, it is hard to find places that properly clean shrimp.
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Old 02-14-2007, 06:23 PM   #14
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Just the fact that you have to remove the poop tube out of ANYTHING, and then eat, is gross! :-0
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Just the fact that you have to remove the poop tube out of ANYTHING, and then eat, is gross! :-0
lol, you know you do that w/cows and lambs, right?
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