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Old 04-06-2006, 10:10 PM   #1
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Forum positions (who are you?)

Well, as I was surfing the net today, I happend across this and thought that it would be worth a few laughs. On the right is a drop-down bar that lists many many different types of people that are on forums. With a picture and description, you have to match at least ONE of them right?

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/index.htm

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Old 04-06-2006, 10:50 PM   #2
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Haha, nice find.

I looked at admin first, but that doesn't seem to fit me very well. I'm more a dedicated member of the community than a tyrannical ruler, hah. I think my best match is Kung-Fo Master:
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Though Kung-Fu Masters are powerful Warriors, they generally choose not to fight. Many lesser Warriors delude themselves into thinking that they are masters of war, but few are the genuine article. The true Kung-Fu master fully appreciates his own superiority and is therefore unruffled by petty provocations. When forced to fight, however, he quickly crushes his opponent with devastating blows.
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Old 04-06-2006, 11:00 PM   #3
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haha, nice find aj
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Old 04-06-2006, 11:17 PM   #4
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Very funny stuff... having a hard time finding the right one
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Old 04-06-2006, 11:25 PM   #5
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Old 04-06-2006, 11:28 PM   #6
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well i havnt found witch one i am... but this picture remind me of witeshark:
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Old 04-06-2006, 11:36 PM   #7
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Can't seem to find just the right one. Craig: none of my shirts are that color But I do some times wear open button downs over a T
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Old 04-06-2006, 11:42 PM   #8
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lol. no.. i was talking about the bag over your head. no one knows what you do, what you look like, or where you live.
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Old 04-06-2006, 11:45 PM   #9
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maybe this one for me... -the drugs and what not http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/bong.htm
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Old 04-07-2006, 01:30 AM   #10
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id say im evil clown. maybe a Rottweiler Puppy
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Old 04-07-2006, 11:28 PM   #11
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HHhhhhmmmm.... Like signs of the chinese zodiac mixed with dog lineage. Perhaps I am a Yuk-Yuk Diplomat and a few others mix... lol.
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Old 04-15-2006, 12:45 AM   #12
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HHhhhhmmmm.... Like signs of the chinese zodiac mixed with dog lineage. Perhaps I am a Yuk-Yuk Diplomat and a few others mix... lol.
Well, it's all good when dogs don't bark! How stupid and annoying!
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Old 04-15-2006, 09:50 AM   #13
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My Wife says that this is what I am--seems fairly close to me.

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/war...eaglescout.htm
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Old 04-15-2006, 01:48 PM   #14
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This is soooo Stormin.

Though annoying and often disruptive, Fanboy is a relatively harmless Warrior because his interests and knowledge are strictly limited a single obsession.

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/fanboy.htm



Too many to choose from....can't find the right one.
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Old 04-15-2006, 04:32 PM   #15
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C'mon now, I have to disagree with that. I don't always see eye to eye w/Storamin -but give him a break - he's not that warped.
And Terrys' - He's the farthest thing from a boyscout (your wife knows things we don't - lol) I can't picture a boyscout driving an 8 - I'm sorry, that visual doesn't fly... "you can shit the fans, but not the players"

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