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Old 02-23-2006, 09:56 PM   #1
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Bill's friend Jason was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for
me that goes from zero to 200mph in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning his wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened
it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Not sure when Jason gets out of the Hospital.

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Old 02-25-2006, 08:24 PM   #2
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hahahhahaha..... thats just bad
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Old 02-25-2006, 11:43 PM   #3
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thats great, i'm dying from laughter
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Old 02-26-2006, 10:13 AM   #4
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Not sure when Jason gets out of the Hospital.


That would be never. His wife will never forgive him for that one.
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Old 02-26-2006, 11:05 AM   #5
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OMG that's hysterical!
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Old 02-26-2006, 03:10 PM   #6
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What does Bill have to do with anything?
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Old 02-26-2006, 04:56 PM   #7
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What does Bill have to do with anything?
Bill told the story about Jason to Harry. Harry doesn't know Jason, but it was a story told by Bill. Without Bill, Jason wouldn't have been in the picture since Bill told the story.

Sheesh!
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Old 02-26-2006, 07:08 PM   #8
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So? I don't know Bill. He plays no pivotal role in the story and his name is of no importance. He has no relations with anyone else on the forum but Harry.

David agrees with me.
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