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Old 02-15-2006, 02:31 PM   #1
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Everything Perfect

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman.

After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.

Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving a perfect car (a Ferrari) along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress.

Being the perfect couple they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.

Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.

Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident.

Who was the survivor?








The perfect woman.

She's the only one that really existed in the first place.

Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

Don't be so amused just yet......keep reading!

A Male's Response So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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Old 02-15-2006, 02:32 PM   #2
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hahahah i like the end clause
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
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Old 02-15-2006, 02:46 PM   #3
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nice, now I have to relay it to my wife in such a way that she passes it along to her freinds and then is forced to pass the final word along too.
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Old 02-15-2006, 05:37 PM   #4
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"Found the perfect woman,
I couldn't ask for more...
She's deaf, dumb and oversexed,
and she owns a liquor store"
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Old 02-16-2006, 06:07 PM   #5
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Old 02-16-2006, 08:13 PM   #6
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hahaha the end is the best
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Old 02-24-2006, 01:56 PM   #7
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very nice! We have a 35% on front windows, and on SUVs and vans they can do whatever they want on the rest
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Old 02-24-2006, 02:27 PM   #8
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