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Old 01-22-2006, 06:42 AM   #1
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Six Double Vodkas

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."

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Old 01-22-2006, 08:53 PM   #2
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Old 01-24-2006, 10:43 PM   #3
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hahahha

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, "Quick pour me twelve drinks."


So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts shooting them back really fast, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, "Boy you are drinking those drinks really fast."


The guys says, "Well, you would be drinking really fast too if you had what I've got."


The bartender says, "What've you got?"


The guy says, "75 cents."
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can.
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Old 01-24-2006, 11:00 PM   #4
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