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Old 01-05-2006, 12:01 PM   #1
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Talking Government in a Nutshell

Son: "Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?"

Father: "Sure son. What's the question?"

"What is politics?"

"Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me "Capitalism". Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her "Government". We take care of your needs, so we'll call you "The People". We'll call the maid "The working class", and your baby brother we can call "The Future". Do you understand, Son?"

"I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it".

That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parent's room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.

The next morning he reported to his father. "Dad, now I think I understand what politics is".

"Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?"

"Well, Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the working class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is in deep doo-doo".

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Old 01-05-2006, 12:10 PM   #2
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Ha ha, a classic . . funny shit.
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i think that might be a repost... but still funny
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i think that might be a repost... but still funny
Don't believe so... got a link?
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