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Old 12-14-2005, 08:19 AM   #16
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Old 12-14-2005, 08:28 AM   #17
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Old 12-14-2005, 11:44 AM   #18
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^^ Cancer for teh win!!

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I prefer the term, "assassinated".
You have to be someone imoportant to be "assasinated", other wise its just murder.
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Old 12-14-2005, 01:40 PM   #19
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^^ Cancer for teh win!!


You have to be someone imoportant to be "assasinated", other wise its just murder.
Ah ha! People say Tupac was murdered.... finally proof that he wasn't important.
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Old 12-14-2005, 04:52 PM   #20
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I would say assasinated is a commonly used word in politics not business, unless that person is widely known.

Although many people use the word interchangeably.
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Old 12-20-2005, 01:49 AM   #21
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Old 01-01-2006, 07:20 AM   #22
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Old 01-01-2006, 11:30 AM   #23
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..i should kill myself...
I dibs the car......
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Old 01-01-2006, 05:26 PM   #24
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.lol ok. in my will Ill put death2000 as the new owner for my car.
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Old 01-01-2006, 06:22 PM   #25
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Old 01-02-2006, 07:37 PM   #26
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.lol ok. in my will Ill put death2000 as the new owner for my car.
F*cking SCORE!!!! HA HA i pwn u all!!!!!


PS. Hurry up and kill urself........lol
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Old 01-03-2006, 01:13 AM   #27
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scorpio, Well I guess I'm destined to be murdered, but I already suspected that. I just kind of figured my kids and my wife (and possibly her future boyfriend) would do the job. On the plus side I will be very successful right up until they finish me off. I'll just cut them all out of the will and figure out some crazy way for me to take it with me.

Perhaps I will leave it to the catholic church in exchange for a plenary indulgence
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