at the opera
at the opera one night, a man spots a fine upper class woman and aproaches her
"ma'am would you sleep with me for a million dollars" the woman responds
"i just may"
he then askes.
"would you sleep with me for 50$?"
the woman, obviously upset says
" WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM!?"
to wich the man responds.
"ma'am, we already established what you are, right now were haggeling over the price"
You know your a drunkard if you...
Think box wine is great; eagerly awaiting box whiskey.
Originally Posted by RSF5
Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can.