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Unread 09-24-2005, 10:40 PM   #1
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A robber meets a theif

Late one night in Washington, D.C., a mugger jumped a well-dressed man and held a gun to his ribs.

"Give me your money!" he demanded. The man stiffened, but said indignantly, "You can't do this to me — I'm a U. S. Congressman!"

"In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!"

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I keep forgetting that - I have a great memory but it doesn't last long

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Unread 09-24-2005, 10:45 PM   #2
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lol, thats a good one
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