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Unread 09-23-2005, 12:09 AM   #1
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Name: xsperf
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# FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
# FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.
# FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
# FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.
# FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.
# FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, ReVote.
# FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again!
# FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311?
# FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
# FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
# FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football.
# FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!
# Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.
# Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.
# Sign on I-95 : Florida this way, no that way, 5 miles, wait, 10 miles.

Originally Posted by c1apton
I keep forgetting that - I have a great memory but it doesn't last long

CRS disease = Can't Remeber Shit
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