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Old 09-06-2005, 07:10 PM   #1
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Investing for your Retirement

INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1, 000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminium recycling REFUND, you would have had $82.80.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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Old 09-06-2005, 07:45 PM   #2
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Old 09-06-2005, 08:33 PM   #3
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Old 09-06-2005, 08:36 PM   #5
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Sounds like most of the Retirement programs I have been involved with
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Old 09-06-2005, 09:01 PM   #6
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INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1, 000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminium recycling REFUND, you would have had $82.80.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
heh, i do neither
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Old 09-06-2005, 09:02 PM   #7
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Old 09-06-2005, 09:21 PM   #8
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told you my drinking habit would pay off!

(time to crack open another one) and you tihnk im joking haha

aww crap this is David i forgot to log devo out! what a bitch!

anyways **drinks beer and listens to metallica "one"**
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Old 09-06-2005, 09:46 PM   #9
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Old 09-07-2005, 12:20 AM   #10
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Think this should be moved to comedy, since it's joke'ish?
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Old 09-07-2005, 02:15 AM   #11
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that is fuckin awesome. just goes to show you how beneficial drinking is!
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Old 09-07-2005, 06:13 AM   #12
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Jeez . . if I'd known this 20yrs ago
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