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Unread 07-04-2005, 09:39 AM   #1

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The cigarette incident

I'm not a big racing guy (those days are over for me), but this chick pissed me off. Last night, I was heading toward a stretch of US Rte. 1 South over Newark NJ. As I'm a block or two before the on ramp, I spot this hottie in a 330xi. So I try and pull up to her to get a better look, when she flicks her cigarette butt out the window without looking and it lands on my wiper blade! Now I don't care what she looks like and I'm pissed, and pull up to yell at her, but she thinks I'm trying to race her. So she floors it, and the butt flies off my car as I give chase. Get past the on ramp, down a little further and we're doing about 90. As I catch up to her side, she maintains that speed and I end up blowing by her, hauling ass till i hit almost 100, her car now a tiny speck in the rear view mirror. She had her window up when I passed her, so I couldn't yell about the cigarette, I figured the best thing to do was finish the game. I guess she reached her personal limit, but if she had more balls I think that 330 would've definitely blown me to bits. I guess in my eyes it wasn't exactly a fair kill. But she probably had no idea what she did, and thought I was just another asshole on the road.
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Unread 07-04-2005, 11:09 AM   #2

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probably right about her not knowing what she did, I hate when people flick their cigaretts at your car it is one of the things that pisses me off the most!

The better driver won the race, grats


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Unread 07-04-2005, 02:15 PM   #3
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Nice! She's an ignorant classic I guess.
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glad to hear you beat her. i hate people who do that.
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Unread 07-05-2005, 10:34 AM   #5
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Q. What's worse than a smoker in a bmw?
A. An ignorant smoker in a bmw.

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That is a huge turn-off/wayyy unattractive are hott chicks that smoke.

Yes, that 330xi would have blown your doors right off.

She wasn't pushin' it...she gave in. Didn't want to be apart of your road rage.
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