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Old 06-10-2005, 02:47 PM   #1
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A hole in Maybach

Well, yesterday on my way to this graduation party, I saw this weird looking car, at first from a distance, I though it was a new Mercedes. drive a little and see that it's actually a maybach. Only thing that impressed me about the car was the fact that I knew how expensive those are, otherwise and doesn't look that good. But, we keep driving and the trffic is moving very slow, so first chance I get I zig-zag my way out of traffic and end up being right in front of the maybach. I guess he didn't like me or something, but the Mofo turns his highs on, and I mean even with my tint and everything those were still bothering the living crap out of me. Those lights were so damn bright.... I ended up tapping on my brakes so that my lights would flash so maybe he would notice how annoying he's being (+ figured he can afford to rear end me, lol) after a minute or two he turned them off. But I mean this is the 2nd time I have seen a maybach and both times the owners were A holes, anyone else had a similar experience with maybachs?
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Old 06-10-2005, 05:52 PM   #2
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There are quite a few around here. So far, I have had no such experience. But keep in mind, all our BMW's have extra bright main beams to! I use mine a lot!
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Old 06-10-2005, 06:23 PM   #3
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You let the guy pass, then you blast him. Easy.

Unless of course (most likely) they have auto-darkening mirrors/shades etc.
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Old 06-11-2005, 07:44 PM   #4
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well they do have retractable window shades in the back and sides
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Old 06-11-2005, 08:20 PM   #5
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^^ And he had very dark tint.. I would guess 5% ?
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Old 06-11-2005, 08:48 PM   #6
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In that case, I guess you could always f*** his wife or daughter... or both.
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Old 06-11-2005, 08:55 PM   #7
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lol, sounds like a plan, help me find them?
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Old 06-11-2005, 09:42 PM   #8
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^^ sure, but only if i can knock him out and take the Maybach
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Old 06-11-2005, 09:45 PM   #9
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^^ sure, but only if i can knock him out and take the Maybach
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Old 06-12-2005, 02:46 PM   #10
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you gotta take into consideration that those arent the owners driving
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