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Old 01-29-2008, 05:24 PM   #1
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Old 01-29-2008, 05:38 PM   #2
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ahahah.

Im glad i took half a semester of calculus, so that i can understand that.
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Old 01-29-2008, 05:46 PM   #3
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ahahah.

Im glad i took half a semester of calculus, so that i can understand that.
+1, thats the only reason I'm happy i took calc 1.
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Old 01-29-2008, 07:23 PM   #6
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^^^ What? You guys don't use Calc every time you do homework? Weak.
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I can't stand calc, it is in fact the course that changed me from an engineering student and not wanting to take 3 more classes of it. Oh and I don't have homework any more, and you probably wont ever use calc in your real job just a computer that figures it out for you.
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^^^ What? You guys don't use Calc every time you do homework? Weak.
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Old 01-29-2008, 10:30 PM   #9
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i graduate this semester and have been in the working world for 8 years and have never used or taken calculus.

but i wish i could say i knew it. . .

in the meantime, can someone give me the cliff notes?
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its an accumulative integral from the point 0 to the variable "batman" for the function "batman" and the differential d"batman" ... if that helps
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Wait I dont know how to integrate the function of batman.
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Old 01-30-2008, 08:51 PM   #13
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Wait I dont know how to integrate the function of batman.
yea.. me neither to be honest, haha
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