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Unread 11-30-2007, 10:09 PM   #1
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Angry Jimmy Dean customer


i got that from bimmerforums, but its just so funny i had to bring it here, and there is a little harsh language at the end and some not-so-work safe ads on the website so heads up

Originally Posted by c1apton
I keep forgetting that - I have a great memory but it doesn't last long

CRS disease = Can't Remeber Shit
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Unread 11-30-2007, 10:33 PM   #2
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Could be spyware on that site
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Unread 12-01-2007, 03:32 AM   #3

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That's just effin' funny

All 600lbs of them? And he's bitchin' about an extra 4oz? WTF is 4oz gonna do for them??? First off, at 200+ pounds, the last fricken thing you need to be eating is sausage . . go on a diet for the love of god.
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Unread 12-01-2007, 09:21 AM   #4
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"Imma be makin' my own if ya'll don't make em' bigger....it don't taste as good as ya'lls but still..."

2001 BMW 330I
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Unread 12-01-2007, 12:22 PM   #5
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I love how at the end he really lets it go he was pretty civil before then.

and this is what I love about the internet on the same page I found this:
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