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Old 08-13-2007, 09:54 AM   #1
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This is from c1apton:



Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Larry is recovering in room 232 at Duke Medical Center, Durham, North Carolina. Visiting hours are between 1p.m. and 2 p.m. (I.C.U.).
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Old 08-13-2007, 10:19 AM   #2
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:14 AM   #3
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:28 AM   #4
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Old 08-13-2007, 01:57 PM   #5
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Old 08-13-2007, 02:51 PM   #6
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hahahahaaha
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Old 08-13-2007, 03:04 PM   #7
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HAHAHA good ol c1apton even though hes gone you can still count on him for laugh.
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Old 08-13-2007, 03:42 PM   #8
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yeah
let's build a c1apton memorial
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Old 08-13-2007, 04:20 PM   #9
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oh my didn't see that coming
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Old 08-13-2007, 05:34 PM   #10
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Great one, +1 to the C1apton Memorial.
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Old 08-13-2007, 07:30 PM   #11
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Pretty fun joke there what happened to the guy he die?
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Old 08-13-2007, 07:42 PM   #12
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No, he's just on on these forums much lately
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Old 08-13-2007, 07:59 PM   #13
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Old 08-14-2007, 03:08 PM   #14
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clapton didn't die...
he has left
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