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Old 06-28-2007, 07:03 AM   #1
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BBQ'd

(this one will get me flamed - no pun)

BBQ RULES
>We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is
>important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime
>outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man
>will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
>
>When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are
>put into motion:
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>Routine...
>
>(1) The woman buys the food.
>(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
>dessert.
>(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
>with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man
>who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
>
>Here comes the important part:
>
>(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
>
>More routine....
>
>(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
>(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
>thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with
>the situation.
>
>Important again:
>
>(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
>
>More routine....
>
>(8) The woman cuts the meat, prepares the plates, salad, bread,
>utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
>(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
>
>And most important of all:
>(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
>(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
>seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
>some women....
>
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Old 06-28-2007, 08:07 AM   #2
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Old 06-28-2007, 10:59 AM   #3
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Old 06-28-2007, 01:18 PM   #4
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thats funny and so true.
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Old 06-28-2007, 02:13 PM   #5
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guys nite out bbq are the best. just you and your best buds, sittin out no chicks just beer n the good ol steak n mashed potatoes haha
who needs salad?
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Old 06-28-2007, 02:30 PM   #6
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guys nite out bbq are the best. just you and your best buds, sittin out no chicks just beer n the good ol steak n mashed potatoes haha
who needs salad?
Not according to my current crew. It's more like "titties & beer" & the occassional rental car*. Or as the UK part of my crew is calling it (on days off) "RPCs" = rape, pillage & cars.......

Bail Money - don't leave home without it - so what's in your wallet?
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Old 06-28-2007, 02:39 PM   #7
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lol good one c1apton, im only 17yrs old, no beer and titty bars for this fellow leagally haha. we usualy just sit on my friends deck when his mom is out of town on business and get the crew together with a 14 pk of heinekens. sounds good to me!
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Old 06-28-2007, 03:41 PM   #8
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Sounds like a bright future - Heinekens Heinekens w/ Eggs Benedict for breakfast mmmmmmmmmmmmm

"Stewardess, stewardess - another round of drinks for my friends"
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Old 06-28-2007, 03:47 PM   #9
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That shit don't happen around me. But then again, I think you guys might have already guessed that...
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Old 06-28-2007, 04:21 PM   #10
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lol c1apton, sounds like you have tons of experiance in this field of food and drink. heineken and eggs benedict for breakfeast? what a way to start the fuckin day!
ah back home in eastern europe in croatia its different. as long as you got the dough you got your alcohol smokes whatever.
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Old 06-28-2007, 06:03 PM   #11
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yea you could say that -"I'm not new to this rodeo"
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Old 06-28-2007, 07:54 PM   #12
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Great thread, just what I needed after a long day of work.
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Old 06-28-2007, 11:02 PM   #13
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Old 06-29-2007, 07:40 AM   #14
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agree
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