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Old 05-20-2007, 09:04 AM   #1
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blonde joke

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to
the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been
buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like
some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the
container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist. "Yes," said the
blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container
and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her,
"This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant". Annoyed,
the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud
from the container.........



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Old 05-20-2007, 09:55 AM   #2
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lol. this one was good. :-D
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