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Old 05-14-2007, 06:01 PM   #1
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the fishing rod

A woman goes into Big W to buy a fishing rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and
goes over to the counter.

The Big W salesman is standing there, wearing dark glasses. She says,
"Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the
counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the
sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a two metre Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404
reel and 5kg. test line.

It's a good all around combination, and it's on sale this week for $44."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it
dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that
sounds like a Visa card",he says.

As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed but then realizes there is no way the blind salesman could tell it was she who had farted.

The salesman rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $44. How did you get to $58.50?"
He replies,"The Duck Caller is $11 and the Fish Bait is $3.50!"
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Old 05-15-2007, 01:56 PM   #2
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Old 05-15-2007, 04:58 PM   #3
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That's HILAROUS!!!
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Old 05-15-2007, 07:40 PM   #4
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:08 PM   #5
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