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Old 05-14-2007, 04:54 PM   #1
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the italian lover

Guido, a virile, middle aged Italian gentleman was relaxing at his
favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.

Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and,
after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her
senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you
finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she
thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally
ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a short
pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido
reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely
manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping
the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely
able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again,
You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear,
"No, I Norwegian."
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Old 05-14-2007, 05:48 PM   #2
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Old 05-14-2007, 07:59 PM   #3
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hehehehehehe.
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:42 AM   #4
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