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Unread 05-14-2007, 04:51 PM   #1

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the nude woman

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,
"I look horrible, I feel fat and look ugly. Pay me a compliment".

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's perfect".
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Sweet, nice joke.

540i with some mods
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