Umnitza now provides a mechanic to install all parts ordered right in the box! It's their new "Total customer service program" that will eliminate all the haters and keep incompetents from breaking **** and blaming the vendor! When you are all set simply call INS and they will pick him up free of charge.
I actually think it is a very clever name. I may be wrong, but I think that the name is inviting for all girls. The way I see it, it says "Come work out here. It is ok if you think you're fat, or if you are afraid of getting fat, or anything in between. Actually, we just think you're pretty fly and phat, so we would like to have you ." Then again, my interpretation skills might be rusty. I took corporate identity in college several years ago.
I could bet money that several hot college girls work out there. The name only keeps guys away, since guys are all scared of appearing gay and all. Incidentally, this makes it a better place for the girls who don't have a perfect physique, because they will feel more comfortable if there are less men around to see them work out.
Seriously. Is this place publicly traded? Tell them I want to buy some stock.