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Old 04-05-2007, 09:28 AM   #1
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Fat chicks need a place to workout too!

this place is right by my house at school. i guess they just want everyone to feel welcome.

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Old 04-05-2007, 10:58 AM   #2
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where is this somewhere in newtown
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Old 04-05-2007, 11:02 AM   #3
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Old 04-05-2007, 02:20 PM   #4
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lol.. I thought that there might be a picture that I didn't want to see.
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Old 04-05-2007, 03:01 PM   #5
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That's where I work out.
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Old 04-05-2007, 03:55 PM   #6
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215,

When you took that pic, did you hear by any chance that song that goes like this?.......

"Myyyyy Milkshake gets all the boys in the park"....................
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Old 04-05-2007, 05:24 PM   #7
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Old 04-05-2007, 06:02 PM   #8
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haha it is in williamsport PA. thats where i go to school. Pennsylvania College of Technology (the tech school for PSU)

i didnt hear any music, just thunder like they heard in jurassic park when the T-rex got loose
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Old 04-05-2007, 06:38 PM   #9
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Good thing you didn't have a glass of water on your dash, the rumble would have knocked it off.
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Old 04-06-2007, 12:33 AM   #10
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i gotta be honest with u guys...jurrasic park thing kinda taking it too far.

heh..wont get into it.

but yea..thats pretty good.
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Old 04-06-2007, 11:09 AM   #11
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I actually think it is a very clever name. I may be wrong, but I think that the name is inviting for all girls. The way I see it, it says "Come work out here. It is ok if you think you're fat, or if you are afraid of getting fat, or anything in between. Actually, we just think you're pretty fly and phat, so we would like to have you ." Then again, my interpretation skills might be rusty. I took corporate identity in college several years ago.
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Old 04-06-2007, 11:16 AM   #12
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It sounds like a "fat chick buffet" - place where they can pig out on donuts and get a Brazilian wax job at the same location. (bad visual )
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Old 04-06-2007, 11:35 AM   #13
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I could bet money that several hot college girls work out there. The name only keeps guys away, since guys are all scared of appearing gay and all. Incidentally, this makes it a better place for the girls who don't have a perfect physique, because they will feel more comfortable if there are less men around to see them work out.

Seriously. Is this place publicly traded? Tell them I want to buy some stock.
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