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Old 02-14-2007, 10:14 PM   #16
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lol, you know you do that w/cows and lambs, right?

haha true. i dont eat meat , but still, shrimp just sounds more gross than any other meat..
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Old 02-14-2007, 10:21 PM   #17
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haha true. i dont eat meat , but still, shrimp just sounds more gross than any other meat..
well in that case, vegetables poop too!
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Old 02-14-2007, 10:44 PM   #18
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Shrimp sounds great, too bad I had a bad experience about a year and a half ago and haven't been able to eat the fuckers since.
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Old 02-15-2007, 01:01 AM   #19
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care to share? did it poop on you?
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Old 02-15-2007, 05:06 AM   #20
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^^lol *squirt* thats gross..what happened nick?
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Old 02-15-2007, 06:21 PM   #21
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No The Shrimp did not poop on me or squirt anything at me.

Well, I was visiting the Folks in HK and i had met a girl on my trip and we went to dinner at this chinease place, the food was delicous and the company was okay. We ordered some shrimp and it was really good and i had a bunch of it. Get done with dinner and goto a bar, where suddenly I start feeling very badly, i drink another beer to see if that helps but no. Shortly thereafter I started puking my brains out and had to bail on the poor girl. Got in a cab to go back to my parents appartment and could only think to myself "Don't puke, don't puke" Got 2 steps in the door at the appartment complex and had to run out and puke in the street. I don't think I have ever seen that much vomit come out of me in my life, it was pretty bad and still to this day I can't eat shrimp without wanting to go vomit.

Oh and the girl, i wasn't digging her that much and never called her again, she probably thinks I made it all up to get out of there.
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Old 02-15-2007, 07:55 PM   #22
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You guys are pansies. I'll eat anything thats been put on a plate in front of me. Anything. In fact, If you tell me to eat it. I'll eat it and post a vid of me doing so. (Keep in mind I'm broke and therefore can't buy anything too pricy.)
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Old 02-15-2007, 11:22 PM   #23
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You will eat cat poop!
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Old 02-15-2007, 11:29 PM   #24
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You guys are pansies. I'll eat anything thats been put on a plate in front of me. Anything. In fact, If you tell me to eat it. I'll eat it and post a vid of me doing so. (Keep in mind I'm broke and therefore can't buy anything too pricy.)
eat 7 jalapenos at once. WITHOUT any kind of drink.


edit: make it 15 :o

edit #2: as many as you can!
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Old 02-15-2007, 11:33 PM   #25
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yes.. eat cat poo!
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Old 02-15-2007, 11:36 PM   #26
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i was thinking more realistically
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Old 02-16-2007, 12:00 AM   #27
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Aint never been sick from it before, so i will continue to enjoy it
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Old 02-16-2007, 12:17 AM   #28
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I never go back on my word. I will eat cat poop and lets say 20 jalapenos. Expect the videos to be up in a little bit.






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