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Old 10-31-2006, 10:04 AM   #1
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Bonos' gig

Bono goes onstage at a U2 concert, calls for silence, and starts clapping his hands at three-second intervals.
"Every time I do this," he announces, "a child dies in Africa."
A loud voice from the crowd calls out "Well stop f***ing doing it then!!"
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Old 10-31-2006, 11:19 AM   #2
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lol thats fucking priceless! i went to an MSI show last night and some fucking band "the girraffs" were opening for them and all it was was them trying to stuff thier political views down everyones throat in crappy lyrics.

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Old 10-31-2006, 11:28 AM   #3
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Old 10-31-2006, 11:30 AM   #4
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hahahah thats awesome.
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Old 10-31-2006, 01:37 PM   #5
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Haha!
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Old 10-31-2006, 01:45 PM   #6
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He is on a mission. Too bad, more people with lots of dough aren't as passionate about a cause and trying to make a difference.

Off my soapbox, that is hilarious.
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Old 10-31-2006, 01:59 PM   #7
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He is on a mission. Too bad, more people with lots of dough aren't as passionate about a cause and trying to make a difference.

Off my soapbox, that is hilarious.
No problem w/your soapbox - we could use more folks who give and don't expect something in return (re:Bono)
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Old 10-31-2006, 02:09 PM   #8
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haha that is extremely funny, and yes very sad but who knows if its really true..
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lol thats fucking priceless! i went to an MSI show last night and some fucking band "the girraffs" were opening for them and all it was was them trying to stuff thier political views down everyones throat in crappy lyrics.

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You saw MSI? I saw them in Atlanta it was crazy, a guy I used to go to school with made out with the lead singer on stage, I wasn't at that concert but I wish I had been.
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