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Old 08-18-2006, 02:16 PM   #1
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Definition of car brand names

Thought this was interesting;

ACURA:
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AUDI:
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BMW:
Bought My Wife
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women but Broke My Wallet

CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires

FIAT:
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again Tony

FORD:
First On Race Day
Fix Or Repair Daily

GM:
Garbage Motors
Gluteus Maximus

HONDA:
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles

HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MOPAR:
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously

SAAB:
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU:
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
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Old 08-18-2006, 04:42 PM   #2
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Funny
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Old 08-18-2006, 04:48 PM   #3
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hahaha, the BMW one is kinda true...
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Old 08-18-2006, 05:34 PM   #4
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Old 08-18-2006, 06:22 PM   #5
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FORD:
First On Race Day

ya... first to break that is
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Old 08-18-2006, 10:12 PM   #6
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FORD = Fucked on race day

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Old 08-18-2006, 10:30 PM   #7
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FORD = Fucking Old Rebuilt Dodge

PONTIAC = Poor Old Nigga Thinks Its A Cadillac
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Old 08-18-2006, 10:58 PM   #8
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OLDSMOBILE: Old ladies drive slowly making others be incredibly late elsewhere
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I keep forgetting that - I have a great memory but it doesn't last long

CRS disease = Can't Remeber Shit
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Old 08-19-2006, 05:40 PM   #9
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ok ok i got a pair ive picked up over the years.

BMW: Black Mans Wish or Big Mexican Weenie
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Old 08-21-2006, 10:13 AM   #10
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Old 08-21-2006, 02:29 PM   #11
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Something Assholes Always Buy
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Old 08-21-2006, 03:04 PM   #12
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Old 08-21-2006, 04:35 PM   #13
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ok ok i got a pair ive picked up over the years.

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Big Mexican Weenie? Wha?
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Old 08-21-2006, 05:18 PM   #14
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SAAB

Something Assholes Always Buy
Q.F.T.
and, i mean
Q.F.T.M.F.T.
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