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Old 06-15-2006, 11:09 PM   #1
Rooz

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Stupid picture on myspace

Saw this add after I made a reply to a comment.....

Now, is it just me or does this chick seem amazingly stupid?

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Old 06-15-2006, 11:50 PM   #2
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yes and no, and yes i have heard the saying about your mom going to college.

I would still PIITB
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Old 06-16-2006, 12:15 AM   #3
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I would still PIITB
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Old 06-16-2006, 01:59 AM   #4
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heh i have seen that. Myspace FTL.

anywho...I'ld hit it.
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Old 06-16-2006, 04:43 AM   #5
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DUDE... i hate that bitch... I always see her in those ads and always have the same reaction... I want to punch her in the face.
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Old 06-16-2006, 10:20 AM   #6
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lol, she looks like she is slow.

Napolean Dynamite FTW.
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Old 06-16-2006, 10:26 AM   #7
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lol, she looks like she is slow.

Napolean Dynamite FTW.
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Old 06-19-2006, 03:00 PM   #8
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i have seen that WTF that was pretty stupid lol!
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Old 06-19-2006, 09:25 PM   #9
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she reminds me of the new girl at work....

"hey, amanda, can you do this math for me?"
"yeah, sure, what is it?"
"what is $17 plus $5?"
"really?"
"i'm not good at math"
"i can tell..."

god damn it, she is a dumb ass
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Old 06-19-2006, 10:28 PM   #10
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Old 06-20-2006, 10:41 AM   #11
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she reminds me of the new girl at work....

"hey, amanda, can you do this math for me?"
"yeah, sure, what is it?"
"what is $17 plus $5?"
"really?"
"i'm not good at math"
"i can tell..."

god damn it, she is a dumb ass

omigod.
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Old 06-20-2006, 12:06 PM   #12
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i would so not hit that, she looks cockeyed, and her two front teeth would prob cut my dick
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:13 AM   #13
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i would so not hit that, she looks cockeyed, and her two front teeth would prob cut my dick
that's why you just PIITB
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Old 06-24-2006, 09:17 AM   #14
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^^^ just make sure its at her place. while ure doing that she will probably chew a hole thru your pillow.
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