Go Back   United Bimmer Community - BMW Forum > UnitedBimmer-General BMW Topics > Kill Stories
FAQ Members List Calendar Advertise With Us Mark Forums Read

Kill Stories It is so pleasant to work with experts. Visit this page to find out more regarding ušak biletleri.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 06-16-2006, 06:05 PM   #1
craig
 
craig's Avatar

Name: craig
Title: Sitting in Time out
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: tribune kansas
User not setup in Rate My Car.
Click here to set it up.
OWNED... by a minivan.

im droping one of my little brothers off at his house with the mini van and on my way back i saw two girls standing on the side of the road. RIGHT NEXT TO A HUGE PUDDLE. so i floor it and get up to about 40, at this point they look back with a "WTF!?!??!" look on there faces. i hit the puddle and they get soked. lol. when i hit the water they stated screeming. lol. it was pretty much the funniest things ever.ill go back and get a pic of the puddle thing.


im pretty sure it dosnt belong in the kill seciton but oh well.
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2006, 06:09 PM   #2
witeshark
 
witeshark's Avatar

Name: witeshark
Title: Suspended License
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Miami FL
Rate My Car: 84 / 340
Your Ride: 89 325i 5 speed
Oh wow. I mean to just stay there when they see a van coming like that. What can I say
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2006, 06:37 PM   #3
craig
 
craig's Avatar

Name: craig
Title: Sitting in Time out
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: tribune kansas
User not setup in Rate My Car.
Click here to set it up.
well when they turned around i was like a few feet away from them, not much time to run.(ill upload the video after i finish the movie im watching)
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2006, 07:20 PM   #4
DEATH2000
 
DEATH2000's Avatar

Name: DEATH2000
Title: Moderator
Status: Offline
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Calgary, Alberta
Rate My Car: 111 / 340
Your Ride: 1998 E36 328i sedan
HAHAHA ive done that to people. One time i come screaming round a corner and nearly hit 2 chicks who were practilly standing on the road and i totally scared the crap outa em and up the road is a bus stop with some kid staning like righ on the curb and pin the gas and go vroooom, and he gets scared and steps back
__________________


VIEW MY E36 BLOG HERE

New to United Bimmer? Check out our Introductions and Greetings Section and introduce yourself today!

E36 Bentley Manual PDF download avilable HERE
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2006, 07:22 PM   #5
craig
 
craig's Avatar

Name: craig
Title: Sitting in Time out
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: tribune kansas
User not setup in Rate My Car.
Click here to set it up.
video(not of what i just said, but a different one going alot slower): http://www.blinkfile.com/757/MPEG0023.ASF it didnt work on my comp but im guessing it might work on others.

pic: http://www.blinkfile.com/758/PHOT0020.JPG

another one: http://www.blinkfile.com/759/PHOT0021.JPG

this is pretty much one of the funniest things ever.

and sorry about the shortness of the video, but my batteries were dead and my camera shut off.

Last edited by craig; 06-16-2006 at 07:25 PM..
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2006, 07:48 PM   #6
Numark318i
 
Numark318i's Avatar

Name: Numark318i
Title: has an empty wallet
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Only place in the world where people say "Hella"
Rate My Car: 125 / 340
Your Ride: ^^
..video doesnt work.
but..thats some messed up stuff.
__________________
We all get the urge...Saturday early morning...nothing to do till noon... BMW FTW

The aural sensations of 1st gear WOT
**CGM **(Certified Garage Mechanic)
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2006, 08:38 PM   #7
Dudesky

Name: Dudesky
Title: Run Far
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Rate My Car: 106 / 340
Your Ride: E39 530iA
Video worked for me. Didn't see any girls tho, just you going into a puddle.

Oh yea, by the way, you're one sick puppy
__________________
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2006, 09:31 PM   #8
craig
 
craig's Avatar

Name: craig
Title: Sitting in Time out
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: tribune kansas
User not setup in Rate My Car.
Click here to set it up.
^that video wasnt me splashing the girls, i wish i had my camera but i didnt . that was just showing how high the water was, and how high it splashed up(that was at a slow speed tho, just imagine it at 40 )
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2006, 11:08 PM   #9
TJsBimm

Name: TJsBimm
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: ON Canada
Rate My Car: 224 / 340
Your Ride: 97 328i
Is that alll you have to do in your off time, splash some girls? we're they fugly at least?
__________________
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-17-2006, 05:07 AM   #10
celsdogg
 
celsdogg's Avatar

Name: celsdogg
Title: never gonna happen
Status: Offline
Join Date: May 2005
Location: MD
Rate My Car: 131 / 340
Your Ride: BMW E30, Subaru BE, Cannondale M400
Once during an Annual Training Excercise I was sent to Ft. Story, VA, which is right on Virginia Beach.

We were driving in our Humvee somewhere and i was in the back without the canvas top, we passed a family on the side of the road. . .that was standing right next to a puddle. we didnt mean to splash em, but you shoulda heard them scream. we tried to yell "sorry" back to them. . .
__________________
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-17-2006, 05:38 AM   #11
Dudesky

Name: Dudesky
Title: Run Far
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Rate My Car: 106 / 340
Your Ride: E39 530iA
^^^so you go around splashing the taxpayers that bought you your ride?
__________________
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-17-2006, 09:29 AM   #12
Red_Rocket
 
Red_Rocket's Avatar

Name: Red_Rocket
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Coeur D' Alene, ID
Rate My Car: 214 / 340
Your Ride: E30 325
thats funny
__________________
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
best owned pic?(no 56K) craig Video and other Multimedia 21 12-14-2006 10:44 AM
the holidays owned my bank account brien4787 United Off Topic  **FOR MEMBERS ONLY** 11 12-19-2005 06:33 AM
Owned... bmwcrazy Video and other Multimedia 19 10-11-2005 05:13 AM
Owned someone in my rental car(must read) spiff Kill Stories 17 05-16-2005 09:43 PM
Crossfire Owned jrhaile Kill Stories 21 04-22-2005 04:17 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:43 AM.

A vBSkinworks Design

 
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Copyright © 2005-2013 UnitedBimmer.com