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Old 05-30-2006, 10:21 PM   #1
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Life sucks

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Old 05-30-2006, 11:26 PM   #2
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Location: The Only place in the world where people say "Hella"
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...dam that sucks.

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Old 05-30-2006, 11:30 PM   #3
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Old 05-30-2006, 11:35 PM   #4
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Location: Miami FL
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Old 05-30-2006, 11:41 PM   #5
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Your Ride: 98 328i
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Old 05-31-2006, 08:08 AM   #6
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Location: San An, TX
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Oh man ... that must suck fukin whore!
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:41 PM   #7
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