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Old 04-28-2006, 08:46 AM   #1
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Old 04-28-2006, 09:16 AM   #2
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Methane powered.....nice, just need a little flame and you got a rudemantary rocket.

oh... um, wrong section?

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Old 04-28-2006, 09:24 AM   #3
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i dunno if there are enough gas stations for that, except for my dad. . .
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Old 04-28-2006, 10:10 AM   #4
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Old 04-28-2006, 09:30 PM   #5
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Ok, that's just nasty....
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Umnitza now provides a mechanic to install all parts ordered right in the box! It's their new "Total customer service program" that will eliminate all the haters and keep incompetents from breaking **** and blaming the vendor! When you are all set simply call INS and they will pick him up free of charge.
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Old 04-29-2006, 08:21 AM   #6
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comedy section FTW!
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Old 04-29-2006, 10:31 AM   #7
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^^ 2nd.
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Old 04-29-2006, 07:28 PM   #8
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Umnitza now provides a mechanic to install all parts ordered right in the box! It's their new "Total customer service program" that will eliminate all the haters and keep incompetents from breaking **** and blaming the vendor! When you are all set simply call INS and they will pick him up free of charge.
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Old 04-30-2006, 10:13 AM   #9
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way to go rooz. you are the super moderator.
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