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Old 04-28-2006, 03:10 AM   #1
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What's in a Name?

what's in a name?

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*A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman
standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.

"My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like
most cars and men."

"What's your name?" she asked.

He replys - "Beertits,"
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Old 04-28-2006, 11:28 AM   #2
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ever hear the song titties and beer?
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Old 04-28-2006, 11:56 AM   #3
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Lol.......
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Old 04-28-2006, 01:52 PM   #4
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As someone that's staring down the barrel of 'singledom' again...I find that SO fucking true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-28-2006, 10:31 PM   #5
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what's in a name?

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*A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman
standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.

"My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like
most cars and men."

"What's your name?" she asked.

He replys - "Beertits,"
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