roommates - United Bimmer Community

**Linds** · 09-13-2006, 11:24 PM

Post up your annoying roommate stories.

I'll start:

Mine won't stop the singing the Toys 'R Us theme song despite the fact that she knows only the first line and cannot carry a tune.

**c1apton** · 09-13-2006, 11:29 PM

Try sharing a tour bus with 9 other folks who you work with everyday and do this for 6-9 months.

It's been known to get ugly at times, for the most part we MAKE it work.

witeshark · 09-13-2006, 11:32 PM

Oh no! Is this what I'm headed for?

**Dudesky** · 09-14-2006, 05:16 AM

My old roomate used have such a big ass, he would leave stains at the back end of the toilet seat. He had this annoying thing about having the place in complete darkness- wouldn't turn lights on just to save energy. He would also miss the bowl when he peed . . Used to yell at him "Jesus f**kin' Christ, Jim, you're a grown man, WTF?! And if ya turned the goddamn light on, maybe you would know where the f**k you're pissing!"

**c1apton** · 09-14-2006, 05:25 AM

D-sky lol

**mullethunter3** · 09-14-2006, 08:27 AM

can't say that i have any bad stories. me and half the girls on my floor are pretty much family.

am i the only one?

except the girl that just moved in across the hall from me. she about 6 foot and her bf is about 5'2". yeah. we call them "short and tall" or "david and goliath". anyway, they make out everywhere. in the hallway, in the tv lounge, at the drinking fountain, in the stairwell, sitting in the middle of campus... you get the idea. they're gross.

**celsdogg** · 09-14-2006, 10:33 AM

^^^ does she pick him up to make out with him?

im one to talk, my wife is 3 inches taller than me

**jms** · 09-14-2006, 11:19 AM

I haven't had a roomate since I was in the military. One of my roomates was into fixing his motorcycle so we had tools and crap all over the place. My other roomate was into Ladysmith Black Mambazo and would play it constantly.

**Hoppy** · 09-14-2006, 11:22 AM

i lucked out and have no roomate. the kid never showed up. so far i have a single!

nick_318is · 09-14-2006, 12:07 PM

^Singles Rock, i had one my sophmore year.

Freshman Year my roommate went from a really cool guy who liked to go out to a conservative prick in about a week, it sucked. He also loved the dark but that didn't matter we weren't paying for electric.

I hate it when my roommates eat my food, I have to write my name on everything or else they think they can just eat it.

**celsdogg** · 09-14-2006, 12:09 PM

^^^ you should tell them to write their name on their gf, because if they keep eating your food. . .

jk

**mullethunter3** · 09-14-2006, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by celsdogg

^^^ does she pick him up to make out with him?

im one to talk, my wife is 3 inches taller than me

NO!!! he picks her up!!!! i don't know how they do it without falling over.... a friend and i (who are about the same height as them... i'm 5'10" and she's 5'2") tried to figure out the logistics of it. she picked me up and i tried to get in position. but before i could settle down to her height, we fell on our asses.
i'm personally baffled.

**Red_Rocket** · 09-15-2006, 08:36 AM

Ok, I have to get up at 6:00 am every morning for Air Force PT, mind you im in college and my first class isnt until 11 oclock, so 6 is early.

sometimes i stay out late till 3 or so, but most of the time i come home at 11 or 12. my roomate is never at the room. but he comes back drunk at 4 or 5, flips every light on, and proceeds to talk to me about my day, and im like: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? and when he wakes me up i start to answer and then he just walks into the bathroom and gets in the shower as if he never even asked me a question....

I am like if you didnt want to hear my answer WHY WOULD YOU WAKE ME UP TO ASK ME!!!!!

oh and he cant go one day without losing his phone, keys, etc...

but other than that he is cool

**Linds** · 09-15-2006, 09:09 AM

Hahaha^

One of my roommates is completely absentminded, too, which is funny until she forgets that she got some milk out and didn't put it back. She'll seriously go around asking us what the smell is.

**celsdogg** · 09-15-2006, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red_Rocket

Ok, I have to get up at 6:00 am every morning for Air Force PT, mind you im in college and my first class isnt until 11 oclock, so 6 is early.

sometimes i stay out late till 3 or so, but most of the time i come home at 11 or 12. my roomate is never at the room. but he comes back drunk at 4 or 5, flips every light on, and proceeds to talk to me about my day, and im like: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? and when he wakes me up i start to answer and then he just walks into the bathroom and gets in the shower as if he never even asked me a question....

I am like if you didnt want to hear my answer WHY WOULD YOU WAKE ME UP TO ASK ME!!!!!

oh and he cant go one day without losing his phone, keys, etc...

but other than that he is cool

Air Force ROTC?

the last roommate i had was a good friend of mine. he was cool besides the occasional annoyance.

the one thing that did bug the shit outta me was the day before he left, he decided that instead of going outside to smoke, he would do it in the room. and our door of our 12x12 room led right outside!