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06-05-2006, 08:28 PM
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Name: celsdogg
Title: never gonna happen
Status: Offline
Join Date: May 2005
Location: MD
Your Ride: BMW E30, Subaru BE, Cannondale M400
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ppl cant park
Im sick of the people here at my apt complex. they cant park worth a shit, and dont even try.
so i am starting this thread, and in it, im going to put a picture of the people that i see that cant park, just because. . . because im sick of it!

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06-05-2006, 08:54 PM
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Name: nick_318is
Title: Road Kill
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Detroit, MI, I Heart E30s
Your Ride: 1991 318is (e30 m42), 2007 Mazdaspeed 3
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please note: the BMW driver parks correctly.
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06-05-2006, 09:43 PM
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Name: xsperf
Title: United Baller
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Syracuse, NY
Your Ride: 95 325is
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haha thats pretty funny, i think it adds to the humor with the fact thats its an overhead shot and the driver just looks freakin retarded
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06-05-2006, 10:27 PM
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Name: Rooz
Title: Moderator
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Charlotte, NC
Your Ride: 2004 ZHP & 2002 330i
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 You should print this out and slapp it on the guy's windshield
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06-05-2006, 10:38 PM
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Name: Numark318i
Title: has an empty wallet
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Only place in the world where people say "Hella"
Your Ride: ^^
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Originally Posted by Rooz
 You should print this out and slapp it on the guy's windshield
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06-05-2006, 11:04 PM
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Name: witeshark
Title: Road Kill
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Miami FL
Your Ride: 89 325i 5 speed
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That car looks like it was parked by a blind cock roach 
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06-06-2006, 10:36 AM
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Name: celsdogg
Title: never gonna happen
Status: Offline
Join Date: May 2005
Location: MD
Your Ride: BMW E30, Subaru BE, Cannondale M400
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Originally Posted by Rooz
 You should print this out and slapp it on the guy's windshield
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hm, not a bad idea 
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06-07-2006, 12:44 AM
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Name: 94bmw325i
Title: Hellrot325
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Newark, Delaware
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up.
Your Ride: 94 bmw 325i, 97 vw golf
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were they over 70? if not then they need to install an auto park system in their car.
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06-07-2006, 01:38 AM
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Name: CAPiTUL
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Sunny Florida, USA
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up.
Your Ride: 98 328i
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Who you tellin??????????
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!!!!!
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06-11-2006, 09:35 AM
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Name: celsdogg
Title: never gonna happen
Status: Offline
Join Date: May 2005
Location: MD
Your Ride: BMW E30, Subaru BE, Cannondale M400
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i guess they all talked about it, and decided that if one cant park, they all wont park correctly.

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06-11-2006, 10:58 AM
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Name: RSF5
Title: Leave that out of this.
Status: Offline
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Alpharetta, GA
Your Ride: Project car
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Originally Posted by 94bmw325i
were they over 70? if not then they need to install an auto park system in their car.
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If your so old you need an auto park system you shouldn't be driving in the first place.
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06-11-2006, 11:06 AM
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Name: witeshark
Title: Road Kill
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Miami FL
Your Ride: 89 325i 5 speed
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A pic like that should cause a new driver's ed test for all of those idiots 
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06-11-2006, 12:20 PM
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Name: TerryY
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: May 2005
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Unless there was a Hummer H1 in that middle spot when they got there.
I have had that happen to me. Park in the last spot in the lot in between what is there. Come out a bit later to find every body else is in straight now and I am taking up parts of 2 or 3 spaces.
I was driving the F250 Super Cab Long bed right after I got to Portland. They have tiny little parking spots at some of the older stores here so you park in the middle of 4 spots and endure the stares and glares.
If you try to park in one spot the wheels are on both stripes and you are a space and a half long! The Suburbs are better though.
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06-13-2006, 02:48 PM
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Name: EnvyM3
Title: DSC OFF!
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Manchester, NH
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up.
Your Ride: 2001 330ci
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You're definitely not the only one who experiences this. Check out these asshats parked next to my ride today at work. I just don't get it.

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06-13-2006, 03:02 PM
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Name: witeshark
Title: Road Kill
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Miami FL
Your Ride: 89 325i 5 speed
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I have had that happen to at Barnes and Noble actually. 
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06-13-2006, 04:18 PM
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Name: brien4787
Title: DelTaco
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: California, OC!!!!!!! Posts: 4,212,021
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up.
Your Ride: e36
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hahahaha... this thread is funny.
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06-13-2006, 04:19 PM
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Name: DEATH2000
Title: The UB Pimp Masta!!
Status: Offline
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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Well bad parking is a disase and we have yet to find a cure!!
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06-13-2006, 04:32 PM
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Name: EnvyM3
Title: DSC OFF!
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Manchester, NH
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up.
Your Ride: 2001 330ci
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At least in my pic, the volvo on the left is facing away from my car and so is the jeep on the right.
I know I won't get any door dings today 
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06-13-2006, 04:59 PM
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Name: celsdogg
Title: never gonna happen
Status: Offline
Join Date: May 2005
Location: MD
Your Ride: BMW E30, Subaru BE, Cannondale M400
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well really makes me mad is that no one here in the complex i live in cares how they park. and i have to have the bimmer parked out their with them for most of the day and night when im home 
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06-13-2006, 10:19 PM
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Name: Storamin
Title: Road Kill
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
User not setup in Rate My Car. Click here to set it up.
Your Ride: 1994 325is, 2000 z3 2.3
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i ALWAYS reverse into my parking spot. and i almost always get it perfectly straight!
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