F&$k - United Bimmer Community

**nightdevils** · 03-15-2006, 06:17 PM

I like being able to openly express my feelings

Censorship sux.

**Dudesky** · 03-15-2006, 06:55 PM

Okay, you're bored.

**nightdevils** · 03-15-2006, 06:57 PM

Haha yeah..

Storamin · 03-15-2006, 07:48 PM

lots of fuck around here.

The most interesting word in the English language,FUCK.A word that can describe love,hate,pleasure and pain.In English fuck falls into many categories;as a transitive verb(John fucked Shirly), as an intransitive verb(Shirly fucks). It meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective(Johns doing all the fucking work), as an adverb(Shirly talks to fucking much), as an adverb enhancing an adjective(Shirly is fucking beautiful), as a noun(I dont give a fuck), as part of a word (in-fucking-credible), and every word in the sentence (Fuck the fucking fuckers). it can also be used for Incompetance(He is a fuck off),Dismissal (Why dont you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself). With so many more purposes how can people be so affended when fuck is said.

nick_318is · 03-15-2006, 07:52 PM

^nice find, i love that, its even better to listen to, we had to in my law class last semester and thought it was fucking excelent.

**nightdevils** · 03-15-2006, 07:59 PM

I wonder if anyone has the fuck song...

**komodo** · 03-15-2006, 09:06 PM

I heard the original Monty Python version. All the others are copying it.

**Longhairedhippy** · 03-15-2006, 10:14 PM

fuck, bitches. fuck.

**RSF5** · 03-15-2006, 10:27 PM

I got written up today for saying fuck. Apparently referring to the teacher that’s monitoring students outside as a "motherfuckingcocksucker" basically to his face wasn't a good idea even if it was a joke. And I quote my friend "Your just trying to get expelled aren't you?"

HAHAHAHA, I never noticed that smiley, I was typing this and just saw it and realized what it was.

**nightdevils** · 03-15-2006, 10:31 PM

I say fuck that shit

**RSF5** · 03-15-2006, 10:35 PM

Anyone else a fan of Lewis Black, he says fuck about every other 3 words and he is hilarious.

witeshark · 03-15-2006, 11:18 PM

Lewis Black rules!

witeshark · 03-16-2006, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ghost

I like being able to openly express my feelings

Censorship sux.

Yeah, That's the idea, but not in the thread title, that is too visible FYI

**dinanM6** · 03-16-2006, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RSF5

Anyone else a fan of Lewis Black, he says fuck about every other 3 words and he is hilarious.

He kicks ass specially his "Back in Black" Segments on the Daily Show

**jms** · 03-16-2006, 02:53 PM

a freind of mine had a shirt that I love. It read "Fuck you, you fucking fucks."

**c1apton** · 03-16-2006, 03:18 PM

How about a business card that reads

"Kindly go fuck yourself"

Storamin · 03-16-2006, 04:50 PM

fuck bitches cuz all i do is fuck bitches and after i fuck bitches i be like fuck bitches... cuz they aint SHIT.

**jms** · 03-17-2006, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by c1apton

How about a business card that reads

"Kindly go fuck yourself"

I like the idea but I think it is an open invitation to get your ass kicked when you hand someone one of these cards.

**nightdevils** · 03-17-2006, 12:21 PM

^^ or being ignored for the rest of your life, or not getting any more business from that customer.. (that card does work for some non-conformist type folks tho)

**c1apton** · 03-17-2006, 02:12 PM

speaking of the F word, we have a classic stencil my guys use on the bottom side of amp racks (since stagehands are so brilliant and have a "constructive" way of stacking our gear in trucks)

"If you can read this you're FUCKED"