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Old 03-16-2006, 02:18 PM   #16
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How about a business card that reads

"Kindly go fuck yourself"
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Old 03-16-2006, 03:50 PM   #17
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fuck bitches cuz all i do is fuck bitches and after i fuck bitches i be like fuck bitches... cuz they aint SHIT.
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Old 03-17-2006, 08:49 AM   #18
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How about a business card that reads

"Kindly go fuck yourself"
I like the idea but I think it is an open invitation to get your ass kicked when you hand someone one of these cards.
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Old 03-17-2006, 11:21 AM   #19
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^^ or being ignored for the rest of your life, or not getting any more business from that customer.. (that card does work for some non-conformist type folks tho)
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Old 03-17-2006, 01:12 PM   #20
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speaking of the F word, we have a classic stencil my guys use on the bottom side of amp racks (since stagehands are so brilliant and have a "constructive" way of stacking our gear in trucks)

"If you can read this you're FUCKED"
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Old 03-17-2006, 01:17 PM   #21
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That's great! I bet a lot of the stagehands get better really fast from that
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Old 03-17-2006, 01:38 PM   #22
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yea the get "educated" quickly, especially if they decide to read it out loud. (it's the curse of death for a stagehand)
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Old 03-17-2006, 02:41 PM   #23
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nice, I think I need to start using that on the shit I have to ship out.
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