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c1apton 07-07-2006 02:48 AM

A Message From ?
 
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's marines who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole. So, He sent me." :flag

nick_318is 07-07-2006 03:38 AM

:lmao

celsdogg 07-07-2006 10:29 AM

heard that one before, but never get tired of hearing it. its a good one!

witeshark 07-07-2006 10:57 AM

That will always be a great one :flag

da_bull 07-07-2006 03:15 PM

yuppers...

xsperf 07-07-2006 03:51 PM

i freakin hate athiests, the dumbest people alive i tell you

c1apton 07-07-2006 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xsperf
i freakin hate athiests, the dumbest people alive i tell you

Oh c'mon tell us how you really feel...:laugh

CAPiTUL 07-07-2006 04:34 PM

lol. classic.

doughboyea 07-09-2006 11:59 AM

Noice... though, I'm not an athiest... is there anyone out there like me who just doesn't believe in organized religions?

Dough


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