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c1apton 03-11-2006 05:26 AM

3 Wishes
 
Women, women, Women....God save us!!

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the
woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
frog
told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three
wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I
failed
to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish
for, your husband will get it ten times!"
The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful w woman in the
world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also
make
your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women
will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the
most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!


For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The
frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world.
And
he will be ten times richer than you. "The woman said, "That's
okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like
a mild heart attack!"

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
and continue feeling good!

Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart!
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!


PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that women never listen!!!

witeshark 03-11-2006 10:42 AM

Hahaha! That is awesome! :adance

Numark318i 03-11-2006 06:00 PM

hahaha.


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